Had to watch this on the TiVo because I was out of town... In the opening segment, Dave uses the phrase, "Cheese ass." How does one define 'cheese ass'?
There were 3 dates this week, a 1-on-1, a 2-on-1, and a group date and they all took place in Vancouver, Canada, Jillian's hometown. Kiptyn got the 1-on-1, where they kayaked across the water and went to the Public Market to get food to make for dinner. Lots of laughter, kissing and sharing. While making dinner, there was some neck-nibbling, talking and more kissing. Looked pretty successful and Kiptyn got a rose.
For the group date, they guys were split into a red team and a blue team for... CURLING. You know that Olympic sport where a round-stone spoutless-teapot-looking-thing is aimed down the ice at a circular target while 2 people sweep furiously so that it can slide? Yep, curling. The red team's Jesse got his stone into the circle. Then breakdancing Michael of the blue team hit Jesse's and knocked it more centrally into the circle. The blue team went home and the red team partied on a boat with Jillian. Oh, the excitement of curling!
Cutie-boy-pilot Jake spoke with Jill about how great their date (show 2, I think) was but he seems to be unsure of what she is looking for and assures her that he is not perfect after she says he is. What? Jesse tells Jillian that he likes everything about her and he is glad that he is still there even though they haven't spent much time together. Hot-head-Dave told her how he loved the time she wore the spandex outfit because he likes her ass. Her ass, cheese-ass... I sense a pattern here. She avoided his kiss and he told her that was a first for him and he seemed angry with that crazed look in his eyes, like last week.
In a case of 'three's a crowd, Jillian, Mike and Mark went on a helicopter ride over Vancouver. After Mike of the low hairline made a toast to Jill and laid his feelings bare. Poor Mark was not comfortable at all. Jillian agonized (?) since she likes them both. Mike opened up and told her about past failed relationships and in the end, he got the rose and hairline Mike went home.
Now comes what was advertised all week as 'the most dramatic rose ceremony ever'. In pre-rose-ceremony conversation, Reid tells Jill clicques have formed and the guys are different when she not around her. She mentions that her first crush used to sing to her. Shades of cinger Wes??? Hmmmm... Jake hints that there are people here for the wrong reasons and to be careful whom she sends home. Wes tells her he has missed her all week and he wants to settle down and have kids. The wrinkled-forehead-Juan cuts in. After that, Tanner P. of the foot fetish tells her flat out that there are people here for the wrong reason and that one has a girlfriend back home. Jill gets angry and tells the group about it, cancelling the party and talking to Chris Harrison privately about it all. She wants the truth, darn it. Alone, the guys try to figure out who it is. No one fesses up even though the great and powerful Chris tells them to. Jill reenters, the clock ticks and the camera pans the men's anxious faces. Tanner P looks as if he will vomit. AND NO ONE CONFESSES A DARNED THING and several begin to to the opposite and proclaim their innocence. It was very Bill-Clinton-esque.
Jillian and Chris got to the room-o-photos to look over the men so she can agonize again and then back she comes, thanking them all for taking part in the discussion. WHAT discussion?
So the score is Kiptyn, Jesse and Mark have roses from dates. Now the next roses go to Reid, Robby, cute Ed, breakdancing Michael, slick singer Wes, cutie-boy Jake, and now Chris Harrison, like nails on a chalkboard, announces, "Gentlemen, Jillian, the final rose tonight. When you're ready.." (I WANT HIS JOB!) and that Rose goes to foot-fetish, tattle-tale Tanner! Wrinkle-forehead Juan and hot-head Dave - POOF! - gone. HOORAY!!!!!!
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