The Artillery Bra

Yes, you read that right. 

Several years ago, Oprah did a show about bras.  Her favorite became known in my house as 'The Oprah Bra' and I went on the hunt to see what all the fuss was about.

The bra had padded cups. I didn't and still don't need any extra padding.  This padded construction lends to this bra the look of two hard hat-yarmulkes.  This, in turn, led a male friend of mine to dub this bra 'the artillery'.  (To this I replied, "If you don't like it, don't wear it!")

Now, ladies, I have spoken to friends of mine from age 33 to 62, and we all agreed about this:  If you have breasts of ANY size, you can not always control which way your 'blinkers' face.  You know what I mean - the left blinker might point a little southwest while the right one might point a little northeast.  When there is a chill in the air, symmetry goes out the window unless you have placed things with military precision while dressing.  BUT, when wearing 'the artillery bra' this is no longer a problem.  All protrusions are camouflaged by the hardhats.  And so I say, "Man the artillery!"