This week, Chris Harrison actually worked!! All the bachelors of this season, with the exception of the final two, and Reid (prior commitment) and the illustrious country-singing-slimeball, Wes, were on stage for this one.
Chris and Jillian begin by discussing what's gone on. She looked great in purple. When asked if Tanner P and his foot fetish bothered her at all, she said she didn't care - "... if the worst thing I ever needed to deal with was the fact that somebody wanted to suck my toes, honestly, I don't care...". Well, alrighty then! Remember 'cheese-ass David' with the temper? He was too disrespectful and she wanted to be treated with dignity and respect. When Ed left for his job, she said it made her sick. When he returned, she wanted to play hard-to-get, but couldn't because all she wanted to do was crawl on his lap and kiss him. Kiptyn always came off as perfect until the ropes course date and then when he showed his flaws, it made him all the more attractive. WES - She doesn't know why she let him stay so long. EITHER DO WE!! Again there are clips of him obnoxiously promoting his music. She is still not able to say out loud that he had a girlfriends, but DOES say that he "may have pulled the wool over my eyes". I think it's more like he pulled a whole SHEEP over her head!! Finally, she wasn't ready to let Reid go, but she had to.
Then we had some moments we hadn't seen before. Some were funny, such as Ed, drunk, and unable to have a conversation But he sure makes a happy drunk. There was Reid dancing the hula in Hawaii. White men should be VERY careful when dancing in public! And the breakup with Robbie, where he left the train in the middle of nowhere - well, the train actually overshot the stop and it took 90 m inutes to get back to the right spot. Uncomfortable much??
Cut to a few moments with Jason, the last Bachelor who is known for dumping Melissa and returning to Molly, his love. They live in two different cities nad are very happy together, Huh?
SO back to the men on stage. The guys tell stories about living in the same house and talk about each other behind their backs, in front of their faces. Foot-fetish Tanner says men don't take care of their feet, break-dancing Mike says he really loved her, cutie-boy pilot Jake says Jillian is a doll face. The guys unload on Jake for thinking he's perfect. They claim that Robbie drank all the time, Wes was only there for his music and cheese-ass Dave was a ticking time bomb. I noticed that Juan's eyebrows were still scrunched in insincerity, but he is very polite.
David really lit into Juan again and a whole conversation about Man-code ensued. Apparently if a bunch of men are together, they all have to drink, pass gas, and play sports. Anyone who does not partake is in violation of the Man-code. I didn't even LIKE Juan, but I think it's ok to be yourself in any circumstance. This led to people yelling about how foot-fetish Tanner (who told Jill that someone there had a girlfriend and was not there for the right reasons) should have manned-up and told them that it was he who told Jill someone had a girlfriend and he should have said it was Wes. Man-code...
Now cheese-ass David is on the hotseat. He got the very first First Impression rose and what went wrong, asks Chris? He was a little too raw and a little too comfortable. He complimented her ass and really believes she should have liked that. The audience disagrees with him. He insisted he did not make Jill uncomfortable even though Chris said he did. Must be Man-code!
Next up is Jake who does not know why things went wrong after they got off to such a good start on their date. Seems to me he was and is really sincere and genuinely a nice guy. Of course, Dave says Jake is too emotional - MAN-CODE! Someone in the audience says Jake should be the next Bachelor. God help me, I might watch that!
Time to talk about Wes. The tape shows Jill saying, "I think he gets me." VOMIT. The guys discuss his personality and seem to be split, but the audience members clearly think he was a snake. Then there was a musical tribute (?) to him that showed him and his band and clips of the most obnoxious Wes moments. He is just gross and still he gets more publicity. Must be that Man-code.
Jillian comes on and compliments some of the guys, talks about how hard it was to let some of them go, and how she had to figure out Wes for herself. Previews for the grand finale next week show that there could be a twist and it looks like it involves Reid. Stay tuned!!!!
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