Visit to the Doctor

A friend wrote that she went to the doctor for her yearly physical.   The nurse started with certain basics.
 
How much do you weigh?' the nurse asked.  My friend replied, "135."
The nurse put her on the scale. It turned out her weight is 180.
 
The nurse asked, "Your height?"  She said, "5 foot 8."
The nurse checked and saw that she only measure 5'2".
 
She then took my friend's  blood pressure and told her it was very high.
"Of course it's high!" she screamed,  "When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and  fat!"
 
The she wrote, " he nurse put me on Prozac. What a bitch."