The Dirt

On my computer I have a bookmark on my bar that I have called "The Dirt".  When I click on it, up comes all the newest gossipy dirt from People, US Magazine, Perez Hilton and several others.  I like to look at this stuff because it cracks me up and yet confounds me at the same time.

I did a quick glance and saw Anna Nicole Smith STILL in the news, Michael Jackson's mom and Debbie Rowe (the baby mamma) have been spliced together in a photo, Heidi-Speidi are dressed up like as the Gosselins for Halloween with baby dolls all over, and John Gosselin who apparently is (again) having relationship problems. There was a second Trump wedding a few days after the first and Chastity Bono is now Chaz Bono and shaving. Dancing With The Stars' Joanna Krupa is going to be in Playboy and Sarah Palin's almost-son-in-law, Levi somebody-or-other, is going to be in Playgirl!  Well, I feel better now. I just want them all to be happy.  And there went 15 minutes I will never get back!!