The Bachelor - Week 3

This episode started out fine and ended up as a crazyfest!  There were 2 one-on-one dates and one group date.  Vienna got the one-on-one and crazy Michelle was Quite frustrated.  A helicopter took Vienna and Jakie-poo on a beautiful ride that deposited them on a tiny bridge from which they would bungee jump.  The fear of heights was their worst fear and so she helped him oversome it and he was impressed with her nurturing way.  Then it moved to a pool/hot tun, he is glad she is here, blah, clah, blah, she gets a rose.

The date card arrives and it includes Corrie, don't-kiss-me-Elizabeth, Tenley, Ashleigh, Jessie, Kathryn and Michelle, who is NOT pleases. She is NEVER pleased!  The girls all say that they do not expect Vienna to return with a rose, but in she pranced, giving too many details according to the rest.

Group date 1 took them to Jon Lovitz's Comedy Club where the girls had to perform.  Ashleigh is so scared she has a little meltdown, but in the end they all got up.  Most did good job, but Michelle was on another planet and the editing of the lack of audience laughter was great.  Corrie did an imitation of Vienna that made Jake wonder why he has not seen that side of Vienna. Afterwards they got a few minutes alone with Jake.  Tenley told him how she had saved herself for marriage and then her husband had cheated on her.  She said she hated that this w a part of her life and got a HUGE spontaneous kiss.  Ali is happy to see Jake since she hasn't since their date. Now comes the crazy... Michelle tells the camera that she wants to give her mother another grandchild because the family says it's her turn.  Oh boy. Michelle tells Jake she can't go on like this.  She wants a kiss so he gives her what looks like a good one and she says, in effect, 'Is that all you've got'?  She says she can't stay and when he agrees and tels her to go, she says he kicked her to the curb.  He is so frustrated and exhausted, he tells the girls that there is no rose being handed out on that date.

The girls at home have it out with Vienna.  It was ugly.  THen comes the date with sweet Mama Ella.  They end up at Sea World and he surprises her with a visit from her son.  The three of them have a wonderful time and she gets a rose.  And THEN comes the weekly cocktail party and rose ceremony. 

Crazy, part 2 - don't-kiss-me-Elizabeth is all over the map: Don't kiss me/I know you want to kiss me/Do you want to kiss me?/I want to kiss you.  We had a name for those girls when I was in high school!  He tells her she is playing games and she says she does not see it...WHAT????  Vienna pleads her case to Jake and the girls think that since she already has a rose she should back off.  These loonies are wearing him out.ROSE TIME!!  Chris Harrison shows up to work.  Vienna and Ella have roses.  So the roses go to...Gia, Corrie, Tenley, Ali, Jessie, Kathryn, "Ladies, Jake, the final rose tonight... Ashleigh.  Goodbye to Valishia (I never even noticed her) and that wacky Elizabeth.  Previews show more tension next week.